SURVEY SAYS!!!
IF YOU COULD TRAVEL BACK IN A TIME MACHINE TO ANY PAST DECADE OR TIME ERA, WHICH WOULD IT BE AND WHY? WHAT WOULD YOU DO THERE AND WHAT TYPES OF SOUVENIERS MIGHT YOU BRING BACK WITH YOU?
The Black Power Movement. Because I’m all about some Black Power. I would definitely be a PANTHER. I’d bring back some super afro grow type ish.
IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE "END OF THE WORLD", WHEN DO YOU THINK IT IS COMING AND WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THAT BELIEF? WHAT WILL THE "END" CONSIST OF?
It’s coming once lil George busts this nut he’s been working so hard for. Metaphorically of course.
IF YOU COULD COMMUNICATE WITH ALL THE ANIMALS/INSECTS OF THE WORLD AND COMMAND THEM TO DO ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT OR WHAT KIND OF STUFF WOULD YOU HAVE THEM DO FOR YOU?
I’d ask them why the hell they see me coming and don’t get out of the way. And I’d make them attack random ass white people for my enjoyment.
IN THE FUTURE,WHEN ROBOTS ARE MORE COMMONLY OWNED BY EVERYDAY PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME, WOULD YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE ENLISTING A ROBO-NANNY TO CARE FOR YOUR LITTLE ONES (ASSUMING YOU HAD LITTLE ONES)? WHY OR WHY NOT?
I won’t have one. Can’t nobody beat my kids like me.
DO YOU BELIVE IN ALIEN LIFE FORMS? WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE (BE SPECIFIC), WHAT ARE THEIR INTENTIONS? DO THEY FRIGHTEN YOU? ALSO, WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY LIKE TO EAT ..DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD LIKE PIZZA?
Yes. White people. To destroy anything of color. Yes. They like to eat everything that’s why they’re forever on tv trying to make themselves over. I know they would. The bitches invented it.
WHICH BANDS OR MUSICIANS ARE YOU EMBARRASSED ABOUT LIKING OR HAVING LIKED IN THE PAST?
None. How can I be embarrassed about what I like.
IF YOU COULD BE THE WORLD'S GREATEST MARTIAL ARTIST OR THE WORLD'S GREATEST LAWYER, WHICH WOULD YOU BE AND WHY?
Martial Artist because somebody’s child is forever trying me.
IF IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT EATING HUMAN BRAINS WOULD GIVE YOU A DRAMATIC INCREASE IN INTELLIGENCE,LIFE SPAN AND STRENGTH (NOT TO MENTION STAMINA AND VIRILITY)WOULD YOU EAT IT? WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'S BRAIN YOU WERE EATING? WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IT TASTES LIKE? HOW WOULD YOU PREPARE IT?
Uhm… yeah probably. But not some damn test tube baby or some retard. I need a brain that’s BETTER than the one I currently have. I guess if I can eat chit’lins I can eat a brain… I’d cook it however Hannibal the cannibal says is best… with beans and rice maybe?
WHY DID THE DINOSAURS BECOME EXTINCT ANYWAYS???
Because they couldn’t stand white people.
The Black Power Movement. Because I’m all about some Black Power. I would definitely be a PANTHER. I’d bring back some super afro grow type ish.
IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE "END OF THE WORLD", WHEN DO YOU THINK IT IS COMING AND WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THAT BELIEF? WHAT WILL THE "END" CONSIST OF?
It’s coming once lil George busts this nut he’s been working so hard for. Metaphorically of course.
IF YOU COULD COMMUNICATE WITH ALL THE ANIMALS/INSECTS OF THE WORLD AND COMMAND THEM TO DO ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT OR WHAT KIND OF STUFF WOULD YOU HAVE THEM DO FOR YOU?
I’d ask them why the hell they see me coming and don’t get out of the way. And I’d make them attack random ass white people for my enjoyment.
IN THE FUTURE,WHEN ROBOTS ARE MORE COMMONLY OWNED BY EVERYDAY PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME, WOULD YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE ENLISTING A ROBO-NANNY TO CARE FOR YOUR LITTLE ONES (ASSUMING YOU HAD LITTLE ONES)? WHY OR WHY NOT?
I won’t have one. Can’t nobody beat my kids like me.
DO YOU BELIVE IN ALIEN LIFE FORMS? WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE (BE SPECIFIC), WHAT ARE THEIR INTENTIONS? DO THEY FRIGHTEN YOU? ALSO, WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY LIKE TO EAT ..DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD LIKE PIZZA?
Yes. White people. To destroy anything of color. Yes. They like to eat everything that’s why they’re forever on tv trying to make themselves over. I know they would. The bitches invented it.
WHICH BANDS OR MUSICIANS ARE YOU EMBARRASSED ABOUT LIKING OR HAVING LIKED IN THE PAST?
None. How can I be embarrassed about what I like.
IF YOU COULD BE THE WORLD'S GREATEST MARTIAL ARTIST OR THE WORLD'S GREATEST LAWYER, WHICH WOULD YOU BE AND WHY?
Martial Artist because somebody’s child is forever trying me.
IF IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT EATING HUMAN BRAINS WOULD GIVE YOU A DRAMATIC INCREASE IN INTELLIGENCE,LIFE SPAN AND STRENGTH (NOT TO MENTION STAMINA AND VIRILITY)WOULD YOU EAT IT? WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'S BRAIN YOU WERE EATING? WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IT TASTES LIKE? HOW WOULD YOU PREPARE IT?
Uhm… yeah probably. But not some damn test tube baby or some retard. I need a brain that’s BETTER than the one I currently have. I guess if I can eat chit’lins I can eat a brain… I’d cook it however Hannibal the cannibal says is best… with beans and rice maybe?
WHY DID THE DINOSAURS BECOME EXTINCT ANYWAYS???
Because they couldn’t stand white people.
posted by nrTHEbyrom at 12:13 PM
1 Comments:
you are some kind of crazy. but it's really entertaining. and what's so funny is i know you meant every word.
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