Sunday, April 16, 2006

talkin bout easter

i don't do christian holidays.
so i was on the phone with a christian friend ( i don't seem to have any of other religions) and her mom asked me what color my easter dress one.
of course i ain got one.
although i was gonna go to church and take pictures of my cousins saying easter speeches.
i had the day from hell yesterday and needed to recoup.
in tee way,
she continued to tell me that i need to go to church and pray.
i get that alot
and because it's her, i spared us both the litany of why i'm not really a buddhist but not christian
i will spare you the explination as well.
i don't force buddha or God on anyone.
so get your hands out of my mouth.
(quit trying to shove it down my throat)

i don't really believe in this whole, nationwide religious holiday celebration thing.
i wanted some sandals and wanted to shop today and there were very few places open
all i'm saying is it's not fair to people who don't do easter to have to suffer through days without the ability to satisfy certain fetishes because others want to remember and commemorate. ya dig?

i do my thing on the low and that's it. i don't stop the world to melt with jesurs
and i'm not being disrespectful but i'd appreciate it if others would
black buddhists exist. love them or leave them alone.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

As individuals and as a people...

...we are at war
But the majority on my side got they eyes open wide
But still don't recognize what we fighting for
I guess that's what I'm writing for
to try to shed some light
But we been in the darkness for so long,
don't know right from wrong
Y'all scared to come near it, you ignore the voice
In your head when you hear it
The enemy is after yo' spirit
but you think it's all in yo' mind
You'll find a lot of the reason we behind
Is because the system is designed
to keep our third eyes blind
But not blind in the sense that our other two eyes can't see
You just end investing quality time in
places you don't even neeed to be
We don't even know who we are, but the answer ain't far
Matter of fact its right up under our nose
But the system taught us to keep that book closed
See the reason why he gotta lie and deceive is so
That we won't act accordingly
To get the blessings we suppose to receive
Yeah it's true, Uncle Sam wants you to be a devil too
See, he's jealous because his skin is a curse but what's worse
is if I put it in a verse y'all listen to some bullshit first
We ain't natural born killas, we are a spiritual people
God's chosen few
Think about the slave trade when they had boats with
Thousands of us on board
And we still was praising the Lord
now you ready to die over a coat,
a necklace round your throat,
that's bullshit
Black people ya'll better realize, we losin,
you better fight and die
If you got to get yo' spirit and mind back
and we got to do it together
Goodie Mob means, "The Good Die Mostly Over Bullshit"
You take away one "O" and it will let you know
"God is Every Man of Blackness"
The Lord has spoken thru me and the G-Mo-B!

courtesy of cee-lo green (soul food lp)

Monday, April 10, 2006

i need a toilet...

...because i'm getting pissed off. i'm watching the headline news and of course you know that they are all talking about the incident at duke university. and of course you know that a people are divided on the issue- the black people want the "poor, drunken, rich white boys" to burn in hell and others want are saying that the "little black whore shouldn't have been there in the first place." i'm not saying that the guys did it, but whew there sure is a helluva chance if you ask me. let me give you an image and see if the same thing would happen in this situation:

fort valley state university...late night...a white stripper comes in to dance for a room full of drunk black dudes...she says that they raped her...people say that she's a liar??? shittin' me. those young black men would have been thrown under the damn jailhouse the next day, and the sad thing is i know that and so does everyone else! that's some bullshit. it's just showing how much equality and justice there really is in B.S.A (BullShitAmerica). where is the justice people? and they wonder why niggas load and cock...but i already see where the problem lies.

signed,
angry black man

Monday, April 03, 2006

Top 5 Ways to Annoy Your Co-Worker



1) Page yourself over the intercom but DO NOT disguise your voice.
2) Send e-mails to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you are doing- for example, "In case anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
3) Put a chair facing a printer and sit there all day telling people you are waiting for a document.
4) Every time a co-worker asks you to do something, ask them if they would like fries with that.
5) Steal everyone's stapler then ask them to borrow it.